What do you see?

A picture is a thousand words.

TV: 19" piece of shit.
TV Program: "Grey's Anatomy."
Bottom Shelf: Newly purchased atlas.
Penultimate Shelf: my elephant collection.
Socks: Gift from a friend from her trip to Estonia. Wool. Warm.
Apple: Gala. Came with my tuna salad sandwich from Panera.
Colonge: Marc Jacobs
Pumpkin: Bought by father for $5 at a farm. I bring it inside for fear of its theft, which totally defeats the purpose of having a pumpkin.
Laptop: Dell Inspiron 700m.
Magazine: Annual newsletter from my undergrad's History department.
Foot size: 11.
Coffee table: pleather.
Green Small Envelope: Thank you note from friend's wedding. I kept it for her address.
Yellow Large Envelope: Voter registration info.
PJs: Medium. Calvin Klein.
Item Under Left Foot Heel: Chinese cookie/cracker thing bought at Asian market.
Magazines: GQ, Details, Pier 1 catalogue, Men's Health, Vanity Fair, Local neighborhood newspaper. Sad.
Candles: 2 of 3 burned down. Purchased at Target.
White Cord: iPod wire.
Post Card: From my brother's trip to Las Vegas.
Vase, right of Post Card: Made during Junior year of HS. Pimp.

OK, I'm tired of this.

Yay! Tomorrow is Friday, yo.