Worth something

Tomorrow, or at least by the end of the week, I am going to gather all my testicals in a bundle and ask for a raise from my boss. Though he is not the final decision maker, he is yet an influential and necessary first step. I have never been very good at such matters. I think the problem lies in the fact that I have a difficult time selling myself and my skills. Sure this doesn’t relate to my weekend job as a male escort, but when it comes to my daylight career, I have problems.

I’ve been at my current job for nearly two years. I deserve something. A cookie cake would be nice.