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Have you ever had one of those days when you’re so busy that you forget what day it is? Well, I had one of those days today.

I left work early to make sure I was on time for a 4:45 p.m. dentist appointment for my 6 month checkup and teeth cleaning. After sitting in the waiting room for over 10 minutes, the receptionist comes out and says, “can I help you?” “I’m here for my 4:45 p.m. appointment.” She leaves. Two minutes later, she comes back. “Your appointment is tomorrow, not today.” “Are you sure,” I ask. “Yes.” “Oh,” I reply, “can the doctor see me anyway?” “No.”

How have I survived this long?