Oy.

Reason No. 167 why I am a total ‘tard:

On Sunday morning, I set the clock by my bed back by one hour. You know, like any other normal warm-blooded American would. But then, on Sunday night, before falling asleep, I decided, for whatever reason, to again set the clock back by one hour. But instead of the time, I accidentally set my alarm back by one hour.

So, instead of waking up 7:30 a.m., like I do every other weekday, I woke up at 6:30 a.m. By 7:10 a.m., I was showered and dressed, ready for work. It was only then that I realized what had happened.

I say again. How have I managed to survive this long?