Rodney

I get no respect. Here is why:

Scene One:

Me: blah, blah, blah...
Secretary: What? I'm not listening to you until 1:30pm, when my lunch is over.

Scene Two:
Receptionist: Did you get a haircut?
Me: No. Why?
Receptionist: It looks different.
Me: Yeah, I combed it differenly, I guess. I got a haircut almost two weeks ago.
Receptionist: Oh. I don't like it.

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