Summer must be here.

Two mornings ago, on my way to take Fritz for a walk, I put on my tennis shoes like I have done countless other times. On this occasion, however, I felt something in my left shoe. I didn't think anything of it. And, since my sport socks were new, and thus thick from unwashing, I didn't bother removing the minor irritant.

I laced up the shoe, moved the objection with my toes, and headed to the park.

Upon returning, I took off my shoes and headed upstairs to take a shower.

In the bathroom, while undressing, I noticed something on my socks. Something darkish color.

I took off my left sock and looked closer. To my amazement and utter disgust, I found the thorax or abdomen of a cockroach. Yes, a cockroach.

I am so gross.

Labels: animals, gross, house, me